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Apologies if I mess this joke up. I read it online somewhere years ago and can't take credit for it, but it's become one of my all-time favourite jokes and I can't resist sharing it on today of all days. :D
A pirate walks awkwardly into a bar, a large, circular wheel bulging out of his pants. He waddles over to the counter and struggles into his a seat, cursing all the while, and orders a beer.
The bartender brings him his drink and sees what looks like a steering wheel poking out of the pirate's trousers. He doesn't say anything at first but as the pirate sits there, fidgeting and fussing, curiosity finally gets the better of him and he approaches the pirate again.
"Excuse me sir, but is that a steering wheel you've got in your pants?"
The pirate scowled and nodded. "That it is, me matey."
The bartender scratched his head. "It sure looks mighty uncomfortable."
To which the pirate replied "Yarrr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts!"
Apologies if I mess this joke up. I read it online somewhere years ago and can't take credit for it, but it's become one of my all-time favourite jokes and I can't resist sharing it on today of all days. :D
A pirate walks awkwardly into a bar, a large, circular wheel bulging out of his pants. He waddles over to the counter and struggles into his a seat, cursing all the while, and orders a beer.
The bartender brings him his drink and sees what looks like a steering wheel poking out of the pirate's trousers. He doesn't say anything at first but as the pirate sits there, fidgeting and fussing, curiosity finally gets the better of him and he approaches the pirate again.
"Excuse me sir, but is that a steering wheel you've got in your pants?"
The pirate scowled and nodded. "That it is, me matey."
The bartender scratched his head. "It sure looks mighty uncomfortable."
To which the pirate replied "Yarrr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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